Showing posts with label Panama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Panama. Show all posts

Thursday, April 15, 2010

The Darién Scheme

Original airdate: February 16, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present the final episode of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…

Not long after sunrise, the courageous company clambers into the canoe. Sea spray mists their faces as they cut across the gulf to the mouth of the Mogue. Their passage upriver disturbs herons, ibises, and shorebirds, which fly off with indignant squawks.

Upon docking, our fearless females and their fellows are greeted by a heavily “tattooed” Embera man in a shocking pink loincloth. He leads them to the village, which is home to some 300 indigenous people, many of whom live and dress in the traditional manner.

Chickens and painfully thin dogs scamper under tambos, thatched-roof houses on stilts. Half-naked children watch curiously as the daring adventurers slather on sunscreen and insect repellent and use the last of the masking tape to arm themselves against ticks.


Babú, a muscular, machete-wielding Embera guide, sets a brisk pace through the rainforest. Tiny purple flowers litter the trail and giant blue morph butterflies flutter amongst the trees. The distinctive liquid call of oropendolas echoes through the canopy.

The hikers are soon dripping with sweat; it runs in rivulets down their faces, mixes with sunscreen to sting their eyes, drips off their chins, trickles down their backs, and stains their shirts dark. Only Babú appears cool and dry..

Mercifully, there are few mosquitoes and no ticks to add to their discomfort as they make the two and a half hour trek to the harpy eagle’s nest.

There is no sign of the eagle. Hoping that it will soon return to the nest, Eden, Danilo (the 55-year-old Italian photographer who knows just enough English to tell dirty jokes), and Radek (the polite and well-traveled 30-something Pole) bushwhack their way to the ideal position from which to shoot photographs.

Babú repeatedly imitates the eagle’s cry, but the eagle does not appear. An hour passes. Still no eagle.

Disconsolate and disheartened, the group begins the return journey to the village. Disappointment, heat, humidity, fatigue, and the blistering pace upon which Deibys insists make it feel like a forced march.

Once back in Mogue, the brave band downs copious quantities of sweet soursap juice. Sugar, shade, and sitting revive their spirits and restore their strength.

They climb the notched log ladder of the communal tambo to watch the Embera perform traditional dances and music. Craig and Eden, fulfilling a vow made the night before at the dinner table, are “tattooed,” their skins painted with an indelible black dye made from the jagua fruit. The markings, a diamond pattern, are impervious to soaps and detergents and will disappear only when the external layer of the skin exfoliates, a process that takes approximately 2 weeks.

The sun is high in the sky as the group packs up its gear and makes its way toward the river. Eden, lost in contemplation, is pulled from her reverie by Deibys’ excited shout. “Sloth!”

It is the sloth. Close to the trail. Awake. Moving. Photogenic (well, as photogenic as a sloth can be).

It is probably the most photographed sloth in Panama by the time Eden reluctantly puts away her camera.

The last of the daylight disappears as the canoe commences the journey back to the lodge. In the darkness, the Embera at the helm navigates the waters of the Mogue with a skill that could only be born of years of experience. Fireflies flicker along the banks.

When our intrepid heroines clamber onto the beach at Punta Patiño under the same awe-inspiring spectacle of stars that welcomed them to the Darién their first night, they do so with the knowledge that it is for the last time. For tomorrow they will return to Panama City, say goodbye to their newfound friends, and begin packing for the flight home.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Totally Ticked Off

Original airdate: February 15, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 6 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…
There are some things that one is better off not knowing about beforehand, Eden thinks as our intrepid heroines and their stalwart companions are preparing for a hike into the tropical dry forest. Among them: the fact that during the dry season the Darién is rife with ticks.
“Tuck your pants into your socks,” Deibys instructs. “Then wrap your ankles with masking tape, sticky side out. That way, when the ticks try to crawl up your legs, they’ll get stuck. Oh, and be sure to spray yourself with plenty of insect repellent.”
Looking oh-so-jungle chic and reeking of DEET and sunscreen, the brave band sets forth.
The heat and humidity are oppressive.  And there are ticks. Lot of ticks. Ticks of all sizes. Swarming over our fearless females’ hiking boots. Creeping up their socks. Sticking to the masking tape. Crawling over their fallen comrades and sneaking up the pant legs of our peerless protagonists.
So even as Yumiko and Eden look for black-tailed trogon and parrot snake, they must keep an eye out for those persistent little parasites.
Upon return to the lodge, the dynamic duo goes through the de-ticking process. They gingerly remove the tick-covered masking tape. They pick stray ticks off of their clothes. They check under their shoelaces and between their toes. They examine every spot, freckle, and speckle on their skin.
Such trauma clearly requires a postprandial siesta. Lulled to sleep by a welcome breeze, the chattering of birds, and the gentle swaying of the hammocks, our hardy heroines and their fellows rest and recuperate.

Fortunately, the afternoon’s scheduled activity does not involve the risk of acquiring an unwanted, bloodsucking, disease-carrying hitchhiker. Upon rising, the group piles into the canoe and goes in search of wildlife. They spot crab-eating raccoons, ospreys, and red-lored parrots. As frigatebirds and pelicans soar overhead, they watch the sky turn pink with the setting of sun.
Over dinner, Deibys briefs the troops on the big day to come, the day that the nine of them head deep into the jungle in hopes of seeing Panama’s national bird, the enormous, endangered (and very odd-looking) harpy eagle. This is the reason Yumiko and Eden have ventured into the Darién.
Though the tides dictate an early departure for the remote Embera village of Mogue, the travelers linger at the table, joking and laughing like old friends. It is with reluctance that our intrepid heroines return to their cabin, but they know that they will need their strength for the adventure that awaits them.

Will our fearless females see a harpy eagle? Tune in to our next episode to find out!

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Darién Disruption

Original airdate: February 14, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 5 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…

“Our flight to La Palma has been delayed again. This time indefinitely,” Deibys, the Ancon Expeditions guide, announces.
Our intrepid heroines and the rest of the tour group are not thrilled but they are not all that surprised either. They have come to understand that this sort of thing is not atypical for Panama.
“I have a proposal,” Deibys says after the group ingests a barely edible lunch in the cafeteria and there is still no sign of the plane. “We can drive. It will take some time to get a vehicle and a qualified driver.”
A qualified driver?

“The road is in very bad condition,” Deibys explains. “It will be a very bumpy ride.”

The prospect of a long, very bumpy ride is infinitely more appealing than sitting in a tiny, dingy airport and waiting for God knows how long. The group votes unanimously to accept Deibys’ proposal. An hour later, they are on the pothole-pitted Pan-American Highway heading east.

It takes four and half hours to reach Puerto Kimba, where our fearless females and their companions board a motorized dugout canoe.  The sun is setting as they navigate the Rio Iglesias to the mighty Tuira River. White ibises fly by. Bottle-nosed dolphins cavort. Parrots squawk loudly.

The last of the daylight fades and Venus is shining brightly in the western sky when the canoe enters the Golfo de San Miguel. Plankton disturbed by the passage of the boat bioluminesce, tiny green stars in the water like a reflection of the Milky Way above.

It is a two-hour journey to Punta Patiño, Ancon’s private nature reserve. Under a breathtaking array of stars, the canoe pulls up onto the beach and our peerless protagonists disembark by the light of some headlamps.

They take a moment to douse themselves in insect repellent, then shoulder their backpacks and make the walk to the lodge.

The group assembles for a late dinner and is briefed on the next day’s activities before being shown to their cabins.

“Rustic” would be a generous way of describing the accommodations. A single bare bulb (powered by a generator that runs from 6:00 PM to 6:00 AM) flickers dimly overhead. Bugs crawl on the floor. There is no hot water.

Too exhausted to care, our intrepid heroines tacitly agree to ignore whatever is creeping in the shadows, take a cold shower, and fall into bed. 

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Adventures Star On Strike

Original airdate: February 10, 2009

Eden Feuer, star of the hit series The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, has gone on strike to protest the lack of fan mail she has received.

"I work hard," she says, pouting. "I brave biting insects, suffocating heat and humidity, hardcore birders... Is it so much to ask for a little appreciation?"

Co-star Yumiko Ishida is standing by her traveling companion. "People look at Eden and only see the intrepid adventurer with great hair. They don't see beyond the tough exterior to the sensitive soul with approval issues."

The Adventures will resume, Eden and Yumiko assert, once Two Crazy Chicks receive sufficient accolades from their adoring public.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Quest for the Quetzal

Original airdate: February 12, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 4 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril… 

There is still no sign of Chago when our intrepid heroines sit down for breakfast the next morning. Frustrated and dispirited, they are discussing their options over some of the area’s internationally-acclaimed coffee when they receive the news that Chago has agreed to lead Yumiko and Eden into Finca Lérida to seek the resplendent quetzal. 

Finca Lérida is Panama’s highest farm, the producer of some of its finest coffee, and one of its most famous birding locations. It is atwitter with binocular-bearing birders who peer up into the trees hopefully. 

Chago imitates the call of the quetzal as the trio walks the trails, stopping to admire green violet-eared, snowy-bellied, and scintillant hummingbirds. And then it happens. Into the morning sunlight flies a male resplendent quetzal, absurdly long tail trailing behind, its emerald and ruby feathers luminous.

Thus it is a happy pair that climbs into a taxi that afternoon and makes the 2-hour journey to the other side of the volcano, which, they discover, is teeming with hardcore birders who carry spotting scopes worth thousands of dollars and chirp cheerily (and endlessly) about Chiriquí yellowthroat, crested guan, and collared trogon. 

The following 2 days are spent hiking and birding. Our intrepid heroines are in no hurry to leave the cool, lush highlands, but they must return to Panama City to recover from warbler neck and prepare for the ultimate adventure: an excursion into the rugged and isolated Darién. 


What will the Darién bring? Be sure to tune in to our next episode! 

And remember: fan mail required. 

photo 1: white-throated mountain-gem
photo 2: magnificent hummingbird

Two Crazy Chicks apologizes for the lack of a quetzal photo. If you are curious as to what a quetzal looks like, please click here.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Laying It on the Line

Original airdate: February 9, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 3 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…
“Who wants to go first?”

“I do!”

The smirk on the guide’s face, the one that clearly conveys his certainty that no one would volunteer to be the first to zip-line across the chasm, disappears. He looks appraisingly at Eden, then nods and proceeds to put her on the cable.

“Remember your safe position,” he reminds her before letting go.

“Wooooohooooooooo!” Our intrepid heroine lets out a war whoop as she hurtles over the lush rainforest.

Yumiko peers down from the platform and breathes deeply. Not one to back down after committing to something (though at this moment inclined to smack Eden upside the head for talking her into this), she assumes the safe position and takes the plunge. 

It’s exhilarating, the speed, the spectacular views, the feel of the wind on their faces.

13 lines (including one 409 meters long) later, our fearless females find themselves back on the ground and wishing they could do it all over again.

But the highlands’ other attractions beckon. Having already gone horseback riding and soaked in the hot springs, our intrepid heroines decide that tomorrow they will commence their quest for the elusive resplendent quetzal, the most sought-after bird of western Panama.

There is only one person for the job, Chago, reputed to be the best quetzal-spotter this side of Volcán Barú. But Chago, it seems, is nearly as elusive as the bird Miko and Eden hope to see.  All attempts to contact him fail.

Will our dynamic duo secure the guiding services of Chago? And will they find the resplendent quetzal? Tune in to our next episode to find out!

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Jungle Love

Original airdate: February 7, 2009
Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 2 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…
Dawn finds our intrepid heroines on the observation deck of the Canopy Tower, an ecolodge in Soberania National Park. From their vantage point above the treetops, they watch the sun rise over the Panama Canal and listen to the howling of the howler monkeys before setting out for Pipeline Road, Panama's most famous birding destination.
The day's outing yields some 60 different species of birds as well as anteaters, coatis, sloths, monkeys, and agoutis.
Uncooperative weather makes the night drive less successful. A heavy downpour soaks our intrepid heroines, who huddle together for warmth as they search the canopy for olingo, kinkajou, and opossum. It is after midnight by the time our exhausted, bug-bitten (and in Yumiko's case, heat rash-covered) peerless protagonists crawl into bed.
But once again Yumiko and Eden rise before dawn and head to Soberania. Their dedication is rewarded with more mosquito and chigger bites, but also with sightings of area specialties such as blue-crowned motmot (photo), bat falcon, and boat-billed heron. 

Be sure to tune in for Episode 3, when our fearless females venture into Panama's Chiriquí Highlands. And be sure to bring on the fan mail!
© Eden Feuer

Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Asphalt Jungle

Original airdate: February 5, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril.

And now, Episode 1: The Asphalt Jungle…

Our intrepid heroines face the first test of their courage immediately upon their emergence into the sticky Panama City night: the taxi ride to the apartment where they are staying. Panama City drivers are, in a word, insane. Stop signs are merely suggestions to be ignored, as are speed limits and lane lines. Eden loses count of the number of times she thinks, We're gonna die. 

The next morning's jungle boat adventure on Gatun Lake brings sightings of howler and white-throated capuchin monkeys, green iguanas, crocodiles, basilisks (known as "Jesus lizards" for their ability to walk on water), toucans, and sloths. It's interesting and informative, but doesn't generate the same adrenaline rush as the ride through rush hour traffic.


Perhaps because they seek that rush – or perhaps because they simply don't know when to call it quits – our heroines venture out again into the sweltering afternoon heat and hail a taxi. Using a combination of gesture, guidebook Spanish phrases, and English, Yumiko and Eden manage to communicate their desire to go to Miraflores Locks, where they watch gigantic cargo ships and oil tankers transiting the Panama Canal go through the locking process.

Be sure to tune in for Episode 2, when Yumiko and Eden head into the rainforest in search of avifauna and other jungle critters.

Remember: fan mail is not only appreciated, it's expected!

© Eden Feuer