Thursday, April 15, 2010

The Darién Scheme

Original airdate: February 16, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present the final episode of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…

Not long after sunrise, the courageous company clambers into the canoe. Sea spray mists their faces as they cut across the gulf to the mouth of the Mogue. Their passage upriver disturbs herons, ibises, and shorebirds, which fly off with indignant squawks.

Upon docking, our fearless females and their fellows are greeted by a heavily “tattooed” Embera man in a shocking pink loincloth. He leads them to the village, which is home to some 300 indigenous people, many of whom live and dress in the traditional manner.

Chickens and painfully thin dogs scamper under tambos, thatched-roof houses on stilts. Half-naked children watch curiously as the daring adventurers slather on sunscreen and insect repellent and use the last of the masking tape to arm themselves against ticks.


Babú, a muscular, machete-wielding Embera guide, sets a brisk pace through the rainforest. Tiny purple flowers litter the trail and giant blue morph butterflies flutter amongst the trees. The distinctive liquid call of oropendolas echoes through the canopy.

The hikers are soon dripping with sweat; it runs in rivulets down their faces, mixes with sunscreen to sting their eyes, drips off their chins, trickles down their backs, and stains their shirts dark. Only Babú appears cool and dry..

Mercifully, there are few mosquitoes and no ticks to add to their discomfort as they make the two and a half hour trek to the harpy eagle’s nest.

There is no sign of the eagle. Hoping that it will soon return to the nest, Eden, Danilo (the 55-year-old Italian photographer who knows just enough English to tell dirty jokes), and Radek (the polite and well-traveled 30-something Pole) bushwhack their way to the ideal position from which to shoot photographs.

Babú repeatedly imitates the eagle’s cry, but the eagle does not appear. An hour passes. Still no eagle.

Disconsolate and disheartened, the group begins the return journey to the village. Disappointment, heat, humidity, fatigue, and the blistering pace upon which Deibys insists make it feel like a forced march.

Once back in Mogue, the brave band downs copious quantities of sweet soursap juice. Sugar, shade, and sitting revive their spirits and restore their strength.

They climb the notched log ladder of the communal tambo to watch the Embera perform traditional dances and music. Craig and Eden, fulfilling a vow made the night before at the dinner table, are “tattooed,” their skins painted with an indelible black dye made from the jagua fruit. The markings, a diamond pattern, are impervious to soaps and detergents and will disappear only when the external layer of the skin exfoliates, a process that takes approximately 2 weeks.

The sun is high in the sky as the group packs up its gear and makes its way toward the river. Eden, lost in contemplation, is pulled from her reverie by Deibys’ excited shout. “Sloth!”

It is the sloth. Close to the trail. Awake. Moving. Photogenic (well, as photogenic as a sloth can be).

It is probably the most photographed sloth in Panama by the time Eden reluctantly puts away her camera.

The last of the daylight disappears as the canoe commences the journey back to the lodge. In the darkness, the Embera at the helm navigates the waters of the Mogue with a skill that could only be born of years of experience. Fireflies flicker along the banks.

When our intrepid heroines clamber onto the beach at Punta Patiño under the same awe-inspiring spectacle of stars that welcomed them to the Darién their first night, they do so with the knowledge that it is for the last time. For tomorrow they will return to Panama City, say goodbye to their newfound friends, and begin packing for the flight home.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Totally Ticked Off

Original airdate: February 15, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 6 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…
There are some things that one is better off not knowing about beforehand, Eden thinks as our intrepid heroines and their stalwart companions are preparing for a hike into the tropical dry forest. Among them: the fact that during the dry season the Darién is rife with ticks.
“Tuck your pants into your socks,” Deibys instructs. “Then wrap your ankles with masking tape, sticky side out. That way, when the ticks try to crawl up your legs, they’ll get stuck. Oh, and be sure to spray yourself with plenty of insect repellent.”
Looking oh-so-jungle chic and reeking of DEET and sunscreen, the brave band sets forth.
The heat and humidity are oppressive.  And there are ticks. Lot of ticks. Ticks of all sizes. Swarming over our fearless females’ hiking boots. Creeping up their socks. Sticking to the masking tape. Crawling over their fallen comrades and sneaking up the pant legs of our peerless protagonists.
So even as Yumiko and Eden look for black-tailed trogon and parrot snake, they must keep an eye out for those persistent little parasites.
Upon return to the lodge, the dynamic duo goes through the de-ticking process. They gingerly remove the tick-covered masking tape. They pick stray ticks off of their clothes. They check under their shoelaces and between their toes. They examine every spot, freckle, and speckle on their skin.
Such trauma clearly requires a postprandial siesta. Lulled to sleep by a welcome breeze, the chattering of birds, and the gentle swaying of the hammocks, our hardy heroines and their fellows rest and recuperate.

Fortunately, the afternoon’s scheduled activity does not involve the risk of acquiring an unwanted, bloodsucking, disease-carrying hitchhiker. Upon rising, the group piles into the canoe and goes in search of wildlife. They spot crab-eating raccoons, ospreys, and red-lored parrots. As frigatebirds and pelicans soar overhead, they watch the sky turn pink with the setting of sun.
Over dinner, Deibys briefs the troops on the big day to come, the day that the nine of them head deep into the jungle in hopes of seeing Panama’s national bird, the enormous, endangered (and very odd-looking) harpy eagle. This is the reason Yumiko and Eden have ventured into the Darién.
Though the tides dictate an early departure for the remote Embera village of Mogue, the travelers linger at the table, joking and laughing like old friends. It is with reluctance that our intrepid heroines return to their cabin, but they know that they will need their strength for the adventure that awaits them.

Will our fearless females see a harpy eagle? Tune in to our next episode to find out!

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Darién Disruption

Original airdate: February 14, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions is pleased to present Episode 5 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Panama, an epic journey of discovery fraught with peril…

“Our flight to La Palma has been delayed again. This time indefinitely,” Deibys, the Ancon Expeditions guide, announces.
Our intrepid heroines and the rest of the tour group are not thrilled but they are not all that surprised either. They have come to understand that this sort of thing is not atypical for Panama.
“I have a proposal,” Deibys says after the group ingests a barely edible lunch in the cafeteria and there is still no sign of the plane. “We can drive. It will take some time to get a vehicle and a qualified driver.”
A qualified driver?

“The road is in very bad condition,” Deibys explains. “It will be a very bumpy ride.”

The prospect of a long, very bumpy ride is infinitely more appealing than sitting in a tiny, dingy airport and waiting for God knows how long. The group votes unanimously to accept Deibys’ proposal. An hour later, they are on the pothole-pitted Pan-American Highway heading east.

It takes four and half hours to reach Puerto Kimba, where our fearless females and their companions board a motorized dugout canoe.  The sun is setting as they navigate the Rio Iglesias to the mighty Tuira River. White ibises fly by. Bottle-nosed dolphins cavort. Parrots squawk loudly.

The last of the daylight fades and Venus is shining brightly in the western sky when the canoe enters the Golfo de San Miguel. Plankton disturbed by the passage of the boat bioluminesce, tiny green stars in the water like a reflection of the Milky Way above.

It is a two-hour journey to Punta Patiño, Ancon’s private nature reserve. Under a breathtaking array of stars, the canoe pulls up onto the beach and our peerless protagonists disembark by the light of some headlamps.

They take a moment to douse themselves in insect repellent, then shoulder their backpacks and make the walk to the lodge.

The group assembles for a late dinner and is briefed on the next day’s activities before being shown to their cabins.

“Rustic” would be a generous way of describing the accommodations. A single bare bulb (powered by a generator that runs from 6:00 PM to 6:00 AM) flickers dimly overhead. Bugs crawl on the floor. There is no hot water.

Too exhausted to care, our intrepid heroines tacitly agree to ignore whatever is creeping in the shadows, take a cold shower, and fall into bed. 

© Eden Feuer