Saturday, September 26, 2009

Going with the Flow

Original airdate: Saturday, July 15, 2006

First, congratulations to Tiffany, who has won our Reader Challenge!

Now, the final episode of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Oregon...

Our intrepid heroes make their way from Grants Pass to the banks of the Wild and Scenic Rogue River. Over the course of the next four days, they run challenging rapids, spot a bald eagle and a black bear, and bond with their 4 guides, a rubber chicken named Walter, and 11 fellow rafters (yes, even the 4 kids and 17 year old boy). Miko executes a picture-perfect rescue when one of the inflatable kayaks flips. Eden swigs Chivas from the bottle with the guides, jumps off 15-20 foot high rocks (see photo), swims rapids, and sunburns her feet in a sexy zebra pattern. At trip's end, it is with heavy hearts and serious heat rash that Miko and Eden change into dry clothes and speed south toward home.

© Eden Feuer

Related link: ECHO River Trips

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Living on the Edge

Original airdate: Monday, July 10, 2006

Congratulations to Tiffany, who, like Deborah, correctly identified our short-eared owl. Both Deborah and Tiffany also answered correctly the question regarding the height of Iron Mountain. Tiffany's text messaged proof that she located Burns on a map means that she and Deborah are currently tied for the lead.

Now, Episode 4 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Oregon

The sleazy motel in Bend is packed with middle-aged women - doubtless all quilters. Despite a decent meal the previous night at an upscale restaurant in happening downtown Bend, our intrepid heroes decide that they do not have the strength to fend off the Invasion of the Quilters. So they beat a strategic and hasty retreat to Crater Lake National Park.

Crater Lake is incredibly beautiful; the water is of a blue so vibrant and so intense that it is impossible to describe. Camera and tripod in hand, Eden spends an awful lot of time on the edge of the crater rim 1000 feet above the lake; Yumiko spends just as much time telling her to move back. They tramp up Garfield Peak Trail as far as they can (it's closed past a certain point due to cougar sightings) and, in nearby Umpqua National Forest, hike up to view 272-foot Watson Falls. Swatting away swarms of mosquitoes, they set up camp in the park's campground. The nights are very chilly - the temperature drops to 40 degrees - but our heroes survive by throwing on just about every item of clothing they brought.
When they leave Crater Lake National Park, they drive to Grants Pass, where they check into a Motel 6 that appears to cater to a rather skanky clientele and make preparations for the big adventure to come: 3 nights/4 days of rafting on the Rogue River (details will appear in Episode 5).

Today's Reader Challenge Questions:

For 20 points, name the landmass pictured above.

AND

For 40 points, name the source of the Rogue River.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Invasion of the Quilters

Original airdate: Friday, July 7, 2006

First, congratulations to Deborah for correctly identifying the short-eared owl. Also, Deborah proved that she knows exactly where Sweet Home is. Impressive!

Now, Episode 3 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Oregon...

Our intrepid heroes speed west from Burns to Bend. In Bend, they decide to wash their car, upon which many insects have met their destinies. This would normally not occasion much excitement, but Eden and Miko stumble upon one of those automatic touchless car washes - you know, the kind in which you sit in your car while this mechanical thunderstorm moves all around the vehicle. They are so amused by this miracle of modern technology that they seriously consider going through the car wash a second time. $7.00 seems a small price to pay for such entertainment, no?

From Bend, our fearless females forge into the formidable forests of the western Cascades. They hike Iron Mountain Trail, which is famous for wildflowers. The trail does not disappoint; it is awash in color and the views from the top are spectacular. Bonus: very few mosquitoes! Despite the steepness, Eden - who is in fairly decent shape if she does say so herself - chugs right up the trail (see photo). Yumiko - whose favorite form of exercise is swirling a good glass of Oregon Pinot Noir ("It's all in the wrist") - huffs and puffs her way up without complaint.

It is surprisingly early when they finish their hike, so they decide to drive a narrow and twisting scenic byway. Along the way, they stop to hike through old growth forest to beautiful Proxy Falls.

Though originally planning to camp, our fearless friends make their way back to Bend via the town of Sisters. Sisters is currently hosting a giant quilting festival. So many quilters have converged on this part of Oregon that hotels for miles around are completely booked. Eden and Miko spend some time fruitlessly searching for accommodation; finally, they stumble upon the Dunes Motel. Though AAA-approved, it's the kind of place that makes one think that maybe camping would have been the better choice!

Today's Bonus Question (worth 10 points): What is the elevation of Iron Mountain?

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Revenge of the Mosquitoes

Original airdate: Thursday, July 6, 2006
 
Episode 2 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Oregon

The morning quiet is shattered by the shrill buzz of an electric toothbrush. It would be the most pleasant buzz our intrepid heroes would hear all day as they faced hordes of blood-thirsty mosquitoes hell-bent on getting revenge for the untimely demise of so many of their sisters.


Still, despite innumerable itchy welts, Eden and Miko persevere, penetrating deep into Malheur National Wildlife Refuge to identify 45 different species of birds (see photo). Exhausted from peering through their binoculars for hours on end, they stumble home after 9:00 p.m. and treat themselves to freeze-dried camp food.

Tomorrow our intrepid heroes head west in search of wildflowers. They do not know if they will be camping near Sweet Home (another 10 Bonus Points to the first reader to locate Sweet Home on a map; congratulations Cousin Stephanie, winner of Episode 1's map challenge) or crashing in a Eugene-area hotel. If the latter, you can expect Episode 3 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Oregon tomorrow night. If camping, Episode 3 should be available the night of July 10, when our intrepid heroes emerge from Crater Lake National Park.

Today's Reader Challenge (worth 10 points): Identify the bird in the photo.

Stay tuned and send in the fan mail!

© Eden Feuer