Showing posts with label hot springs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hot springs. Show all posts

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Getting Into Hot Water

Date of events depicted: 6 February 2011

Two Crazy Chicks Productions, in association with WorldWild PhotoGraphics and What Am I Going to Tell Your Mother? Productions, is proud to present episode 3 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Costa Rica…

“Let’s do this!” Eden says, tightening the chinstrap of her yellow helmet and tugging on a soaked pair of leather gloves.

She and a guide are standing on a platform at the top of a 220-foot waterfall, preparing for the fourth and final rappel of the day.

The guide locks the carabiner and checks the rope, then allows Eden to back off the platform and hang suspended far above the canyon floor. “You want to go fast?”

“Yep."

“Then this time don’t try to control your descent. Enjoy the ride!”

Eden lets go of the rope, spreads her arms wide, and hurtles down the line. The cheers and whooping of her fellow adventurers echo off the rock walls.

For a moment, Eden wishes that Yumiko’s voice were among them. But Yumiko is at the luxurious Tabacón Grand Spa Thermal Resort, enjoying a long-awaited, well-earned, and much-needed “spa day.”

It’s unusual – practically unheard of – for our intrepid heroines to go their separate ways while traveling. But down-climbing, rappelling, hiking, and swimming her way through a narrow river canyon didn’t appeal to Yumiko. And Eden freaked out at the idea of spending hours relaxing and soaking in the hot springs for which the Arenal/La Fortuna area is famous.

Our dynamic duo meets back at the hotel at 3:00 and has just enough time to change and grab their gear before they are picked up for the afternoon’s activity: a sunset hike near Volcán Arenal, Costa Rica’s most active volcano.

They learn about the 1968 eruption that buried the town of Tabacón and add bronze-tailed plumeleteer to their life list, but they return to the mini-bus thwarted in their quest to see lava glowing red in the night.

In an effort to ease the pain of disappointment, the guides pour copious quantities of Liquid Lava, a potent combination of guaro (a locally-produced, clear, 60-proof liquor made of sugar cane) and tropical fruit punch.

Soon almost everyone on the mini-bus is drunk. Really drunk.

Eden and Yumiko are not among the inebriated and they watch their companions’ sloppy antics with amusement until the bus drops them off in front of Tabacón.

Our intrepid heroines make their way to Yumiko’s favorite pool (for, of course, earlier she had checked out the entire property and weighed the merits of each and every one). The rising steam is illuminated by the slim crescent of the waxing moon. The muted roar of the waterfall drowns out any other sounds.

It’s not the kind of hot water in which Eden usually finds herself when she travels – and for that, both she and Yumiko are grateful.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Soaking It All Up

Original airdate: April 19, 2007

Konnichi-wa! When we last left our heroines, they were about to run laundry at their eco-friendly, New Age-y youth hostel.

And now, Episode 2 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden in Japan...

At last the weather gods smile upon our intrepid heroines, blessing them with a beautiful spring day. They take advantage of the warmth and blue skies by renting bicycles and cycling part of the Setouchi Shimanami Seaway. Black kites (birds) soar overhead as they ride this scenic route consisting of ten bridges that connect six islands in the Seto Inland Sea. The journey is easy on the eyes, but hard on certain areas of the body that are best left unmentioned.

Though forced to walk bowlegged for the rest of the day, Eden and Yumiko manage to visit Imabari and Matsuyama castles and to stagger up the steps of Isaniwa Shrine.

All of this exertion surely warrants a soak in the famous hot springs of Dogo Onsen Honkan. Of course, this involves public nudity, the thought of which traumatizes Eden to the point of near-catatonia. Still, she is determined to experience this aspect of Japanese culture, so she dumps her dignity, sucks in her stomach, and marches right into the onsen.

As our heroines soothe their tired muscles and aching unmentionables in the healing waters, Eden composes haiku in honor of Matsuyama, which lays claim to a famous haiku poet. Here is one of her 17-syllable efforts (free-form, not classical):

Warm is the toilet seat
Hot is the tea
Ice cold is the beer
Thank you

Tune in for Episode 3, when Eden and Yumiko party with Yumiko's relatives.

As always, fan mail is much appreciated.

© Eden Feuer