Showing posts with label Placencia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Placencia. Show all posts

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Shaking Things Up

Original airdate: May 28, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions, in association with WorldWildPhotoGraphics and What Am I Going to Tell Your Mother? Productions, is proud to present Episode 2 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden: Return to Belize...

The massive earthquake hits at 2:24 a.m., jolting Yumiko and Eden awake.

The building shakes and lurches wildly. There is an ominous creak and the power goes out with an audible hiss. Frantic voices call out in the darkness.

As abruptly as it began, the shaking stops. Our intrepid heroines grab a flashlight and stumble out onto the Sidewalk, where Placencia’s rattled residents and visitors are congregating, desperate for information.

“Anyone hurt?”

“Can you see if there’s any damage?”

“I’ve lived here my entire life and never felt anything like that!”

“I just used my cell phone to call a friend in the States, who says the quake’s magnitude was 7.1. The epicenter was off the coast of Honduras, 140 miles from here.”

There is nervous talk of aftershocks and tsunamis, but there is little anyone can do. Aftershocks can occur at any time and, given Placencia’s remote location, mass evacuation in the event of a tsunami would be impossible.

Well, Eden thinks, if we are going to die, at least our last day on Earth was a really good one.

Indeed, Yumiko’s 40th birthday had been spent snorkeling amongst Laughing Bird Caye National Park’s fantastic formations of fan, fire, brain, and elkhorn coral as colorful reef fish darted by, lobsters peeked out, and conches and sea cucumbers made their way slowly along the sandy seafloor.


Upon their return to the village, our dynamic duo had moved their backpacks into an air conditioned room and headed to the Barefoot Beach Bar for drinks. Well into the evening, they sat by the ocean, watching the coconut palms sway in the breeze and chatting happily with new friends over panty rippers, Monkey River mudslides, and mango daiquiris.


The situation is what it is. So Eden and Miko do the only practical thing – they go back to bed.

© Eden Feuer

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Call of the Caribbean

Original airdate: May 26, 2009

Two Crazy Chicks Productions, in association with WorldWildPhotoGraphics and What Am I Going to Tell Your Mother? Productions, is proud to present Episode 1 of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden: Return to Belize...

The tiny plane is flying low above the aquamarine waters of the Caribbean as the sinking sun casts a golden glow over the Belizean jungle. Our intrepid heroines gaze down, drinking in the view with the eager thirst of those who have longed for nine years to see it again.

The pilot expertly lands the aircraft on a small, pitted runway and our dynamic duo steps out into the sticky air and oppressive heat of Placencia, a small town of wooden houses on stilts situated on the tip of a peninsula. A short, dusty, bumpy cab ride later, they arrive at the Serenade Guest House, where they drop their gear on the deck with sighs of satisfaction.

It has been an easy journey and Eden is congratulating herself on her precise planning and expert execution when the hotel’s proprietor, Miss Anita, apologetically informs her that the air-conditioning in their room is broken.

Already sweaty after only a few minutes of being outside, Eden and Miko are not happy about this unexpected turn of events, but, seasoned travelers that they are, they accept their fate with sighs of resignation and a prayer to the weather gods petitioning for a cool night.

By unspoken agreement, they unceremoniously dump their stuff in their room, douse themselves in insect repellent, and make their way along the Placencia Sidewalk – according to the Guinness Book of World Records, the narrowest main street in the world – to the Pickled Parrot, where they proceed to get thoroughly pickled on rum cocktails with evocative names such as “panty ripper” and “parrot’s piss.”

Be sure to tune in for the exciting and earth-shattering second episode of The Adventures of Yumiko and Eden: Return to Belize to find out how our intrepid heroines spend Miko's big birthday.

© Eden Feuer